Wyland West's Famous 99-Flavored Ice Cream is a desert that looks like ordinary vanilla ice-cream, but changes flavor with each taste. Goody Pruett's Witch-Made Pies, Cakes, and Other Confections in the Goblin Market of Chicago carries the ice-cream. The desert was presumably invented by a wizard named Wyland West.

Known flavors include: spearmint, paper, aged cheddar, grape, chocolate, asparagus, lemon, dishsoap, marshmallow, baked beans, cinammon, and wet dog.